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snazzapplesweet:

a lil pixel spoopy dragon guy for my swampy aesthetic blog
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invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

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beyondthebooty:

Congratulations, you’re a father. Here is a guidebook to help you be a better parent.

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mamamidnight:

bludgers-rondelles:

cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt

God damn it.

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Danny DeVito in Jurassic World

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ven0moth:

i need a moment

I thought this was gonna be exactly like how it was in the show…. boy was I wrong

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knightscrest:

mcporno:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

whats the sleepiest mineral?

snORE

Ores and minerals are completely different things

dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist

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maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

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