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brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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  • Question: should i be using condoms or birth control to prevent pregnancy? - Anonymous
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    plannedparenthood:

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this is how youre supposed to make koolaid

white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in

shit taste like water with batteries in it

if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right

(via dead-poolanon)

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via svveden)

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cyberfricking:

breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy

(via svveden)

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beyondhighh:

my white friend cursed his mom and dad out and broke their car windows because they opened his mail once

Source: condescendist